Fun in the chat box

[EvilWeenie]

After an hour on a very soft, very quiet table, I limped in under the gun with A-3 suited. Guess what happened.
Then, a few hands later, I get A-A and the rest of his money.



12Buck: unbelievable...
12Buck: this site is such a joke
EvilWeenie: don't blame FullTilt. It's me. I'm an
idiot
12Buck: i agree... playing A3 until the gun is
pretty lame
12Buck: under**
EvilWeenie: too true
12Buck: but of course the dumbest of dumb
plays is always rewarded on full tilt
EvilWeenie: that's why I play here
12Buck: i believe it
12Buck: this site is heaven to donks
12Buck: fu.ck furguson and his stupid fuc.king
tiltware software

And then the next hand:

12Buck: nice slow roll as.s hole
12Buck: you get off to that?
12Buck: like you were going to fold for $7
more...
12Buck: fu.cking prick
EvilWeenie: actually I was considering whether
you might have the 9, but yeah, I did enjoy it
otherwise
12Buck (Observer): like i said... it didnt matter
there was no chance you'd fold aces there
regardless so why slow roll me
EvilWeenie: thanks for the $$, though.
12Buck (Observer): thank the site for your dumb
luck bc it certainly wasn't anything you did
CaptainT88: shut it down12buck

[ssiman]

Man, I was playing a live 2/5 table. On the button with AQ, everyone limps, including me - (I have AQ after all). flop comes A, Q 4, rainbow - ends up me and the MP player. He goes all-in and has me covered and I am happy to make the call - he flips over KK, so I am thrilled for a half a second until one of the remaining 2(at most) K hits the turn - I swear live poker is rigged. More so than any online room except for Albsolute Poker anyway.