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Old 01-09-2008, 11:34 AM
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hey if anybody wants some help and a friend to play poker with get ahold of me mike78wmdayton@yahoo.com.

I've won 13 past 3 months.. mike
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What sort of help do you provide? Is it financial help. Perhaps spiritual help is more your thing. Would you offer a shoulder to cry on? One of my kids is having a little trouble with algebra, could you help out with that? My house needs painting, is this more your field? Could you get me the lyrics to the Beatles song "Help"?

Please be more specific.

One more question. How do you know who our friends are? You say if we get ahold of you, you can get us a friend to play poker with. Have you been watching us???

This whole thing sounds a little fishy to me. But I am impressed that you've won 13 hands in the last 3 months.
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Old 01-09-2008, 11:53 AM
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I think he's been removed already today...
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:13 PM
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I hoped he would respond to my questions, but you've got to figure that he's a busy man. Why, right now I'll bet he's just swamped with email responses to his offer.
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He might just be visiting that female friend of his...
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I PM'd mine and he has YET to respond! Damn pro's!
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:16 PM
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Dammit Getty, the man's a pro! Didn't you see that??? He would never have time for the likes of us! Boy, I'll bet she's one hot female friend. She'd have to be. He's a pro.
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:20 PM
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Patience Dom! This guy is a pro, and he's taken the time to reach out to us commoners! He'll get around to you when he has the time. He's a pro, you know.
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But did he ever mention what kinda pro he was? He just said he was a pro and had won. He could be a pro squash player in which case she might not be QUITE as good looking.
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:24 PM
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You might have something there, Getty. I wonder which pros have the best and worst looking female friends? Maybe that's something he can help us out with!
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:26 PM
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Or perhaps he is a PRO-Runner!?!? He sent me this pic of him to help keep me motivated to be a pro much like himself...
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Or, he could be a prophylactic!

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Dare I even say he might even be Pro life?!
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I think we can safely say he's not a con.
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Old 01-09-2008, 12:33 PM
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Well w/e he may be I hope he is successful in his Pro-pokerplaying,squash hitting,condom wearing,jogging,pro life, hot friend in Atlanta banging career!
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