Go Back   Kick Ass Poker Forums > Kick Ass Poker > Online Poker
Connect with Facebook
Blog Casino Register FAQ Members List Calendar Arcade Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Online Poker Love it or hate it? Post about online poker here.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 11-12-2007, 04:45 PM
Junior Member
 

Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 1
Credits: 169
Lightbulb tell us!!!

If you are a texas Holdem LOVER, FAN,ADDICT, you must feel that texas hold em is kind of one of your best friends, you have months and sometimes years spending time and money with it, you have fun together, you cry together and most important you always stay together!
So how would you describe Texas holdem according to your own wxperience????
TELL US!!!
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 11-12-2007, 04:57 PM
nicepair's Avatar
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: GA, .
Posts: 653
Credits: 525
Default

Truly a Love hate relationship. When I am winning (or doing well) I LOVE the game.

When I am losing (or doing poorly) I LOVE to HATE the game!!!

It is a game that I am constantly learning. No one person plays it perfectly. After flipping over my cards at a table recently, someone looked at them and said,"hmmm...I knew you had that..." (did I mention I was all-in). The reply at the table was"...it's easy to call someone's hand after you've seen it". My point is ...well, really no point. Just an observation that if we all knew what the other person had, this game would be a piece of cake. Regardless of what happens at the felt, I find myself back week after week, if not night after night.

PS...
Paul says the game still hates him even with his two previous wins!
__________________
3 Peat

Last edited by nicepair; 11-12-2007 at 04:59 PM..
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 11-12-2007, 05:31 PM
RichardCronier's Avatar
They call me RC
 

Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Jawzey
Posts: 3,734
Credits: 2,823
Send a message via AIM to RichardCronier Send a message via MSN to RichardCronier Send a message via Yahoo to RichardCronier Send a message via Skype™ to RichardCronier
Default

Actually I have always thought of poker like women. I like to go all-in a lot. I like to show the nuts. When the wife is feeling freaky, then three of a kind is always good. But only with another woman because I am straight. And I never complain when I get sucked out on..
__________________
___________________________________
Sorry but I am a little busy at the moment. My wife is taking an online test on ethics and I am having to help her look up the answers.

Check out the
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 30 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
!!!!!

Last edited by RichardCronier; 11-13-2007 at 02:31 AM..
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 11-12-2007, 09:15 PM
Unclebuck's Avatar
Stormin Mormon
 

Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Flowery Branch
Posts: 117
Credits: 230
Default

This game is a cruel bitch that leaves in the middle of the night after giving you crabs.
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 11-13-2007, 10:07 AM
gulftriton's Avatar
sunsetpalm
 

Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: CoonBottom
Posts: 2,000
Credits: 9,446
Default

"When I play poker, I am like an 'ol tomcat. I like to stick it in the kitty."
(brandt w.)
__________________
"Players with favorite hands..... know how to find the ATM"
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 11-13-2007, 10:54 AM
justthedude's Avatar
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: GA, .
Posts: 1,662
Credits: 2,589
Default

weird first post.
__________________
____________________________________________
"Testicularity is the last vanguard of civilization; what ties us to nature, what makes us want to excel, what makes us want to discover, invent, and conquer. Don't let your balls go the way of the appendix."
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 11-13-2007, 11:48 AM
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,347
Credits: 1,933
Default

Texas Hold'em is like a beautiful lover. Mysterious, sometimes gentle and sometimes rough. Somewhat like the untamed sea. Boundless and yet remote. Texas Hold'em is like great art. Overwhelming in its majesty, but as simplistic as the mind of a child.

C'mon JTD, don't be like that. Unleash your creativity and tell us how you really feel about the game. Don't be afraid to show your emotions! Let go with the poetry in your soul.

Last edited by joelarbear; 11-13-2007 at 11:52 AM..
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 11-13-2007, 12:21 PM
Spry's Avatar
Big Fish
 

Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,545
Credits: 32,124
Default

This thread delivers
__________________
Spry
Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 11-13-2007, 12:28 PM
Dom's Avatar
Dom Dom is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Lawrenceville, GA, USA
Posts: 624
Credits: 19,593
Send a message via ICQ to Dom Send a message via AIM to Dom Send a message via MSN to Dom Send a message via Yahoo to Dom
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by joelarbear View Post
Texas Hold'em is like a beautiful lover. Mysterious, sometimes gentle and sometimes rough. Somewhat like the untamed sea. Boundless and yet remote. Texas Hold'em is like great art. Overwhelming in its majesty, but as simplistic as the mind of a child.
While this post is somewhat elegant, I think I just threw-up.

Damn Joe- better watch what you say - mafia bro's are everywhere.
__________________
  • I think God gives us children so death won't come as such a disappointment.
  • If you had a TV screen in the top of your head and could breathe through your ears you'd be perfect!
  • 4/21/2011
  • Your village called......they want their idiot back.
  • You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that still doesn't make it a jelly doughnut.
  • I can't listen to politics anymore - I'll get a seizure.
  • Why is divorce so expensive? Because its worth it!
Reply With Quote
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 11-13-2007, 01:13 PM
justthedude's Avatar
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: GA, .
Posts: 1,662
Credits: 2,589
Default

Texas Holdem is like a butterfly
As soft and gentle as a sigh
The multicolored moods of Texas Holdem are like its satin wings
Texas Holdem makes your heart feel strange inside
It flutters like soft wings in flight
Texas Holdem is like a butterfly, a rare and gentle thing
__________________
____________________________________________
"Testicularity is the last vanguard of civilization; what ties us to nature, what makes us want to excel, what makes us want to discover, invent, and conquer. Don't let your balls go the way of the appendix."
Reply With Quote
  #11 (permalink)  
Old 11-13-2007, 01:18 PM
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,347
Credits: 1,933
Default

That was beautiful, JTD. I wish we could get Stakes, Travis and Getty Lee to open up and respond like that.
Reply With Quote
  #12 (permalink)  
Old 11-13-2007, 02:22 PM
justthedude's Avatar
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: GA, .
Posts: 1,662
Credits: 2,589
Default

This thread completes me.
__________________
____________________________________________
"Testicularity is the last vanguard of civilization; what ties us to nature, what makes us want to excel, what makes us want to discover, invent, and conquer. Don't let your balls go the way of the appendix."
Reply With Quote
  #13 (permalink)  
Old 11-13-2007, 03:44 PM
GettyLee's Avatar
Being Ninja Since 1987
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,749
Credits: 395
Send a message via AIM to GettyLee
Default

Ok, Ya....I got nothing...
__________________
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." -Hunter S. Thompson.
Reply With Quote
  #14 (permalink)  
Old 11-13-2007, 04:07 PM
BigBluff's Avatar
Mafia Princess
 

Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: GA, .
Posts: 614
Credits: 1,880
Default

I have to go refill my insulin prescription. After I throw up. What a bunch of women!
__________________
_________________________
I married the mob
Reply With Quote
  #15 (permalink)  
Old 11-13-2007, 04:20 PM
kplays's Avatar
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: GA
Posts: 1,920
Credits: 9,170
Default

Lol Lol Lol Lol
__________________
Chaz at the Nickel: "Pocket Jacks! You River Sucking Dog!"
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:18 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.2.0
Template-Modifications by TMS
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios